Blarshkg

1. The sound made by any flesh-bearing being when being struck with a massive blunt object. (preferably a large hammer)

Person 1: "Look out! A zombie!"
Person 2 (swinging hammer): *BLARSHKG* "Man that was a close one!"

by Lince April 3, 2009

Blaisan

A person who's parentage is part African and part Asian.

That Fuzzy Agolley off Video Hits is possibly the most beautiful Blaisan in the world

by IncognitoOz February 20, 2011

blapus

Bloody pus

I squuezed a zit and some blapus came out

by mentboy February 11, 2009

Blads on Tour

Similar to Lads on tour, Blads on tour is a group of "black" lads who perform devilish trips to locations such as Westfield's shopping centre, London and occasionally skiing abroad in an attempt to humiliate similar "lads on tour" groups. Often Blads on tour is accompanied by a joker/outcast who is separated from the group. E.g. Blads on tour and George...

Blad: "Blads on tour are far the superior group compared to the lads on tour because we went skiing"

Lad: "Nah mate, you have got George in your group isn't it?!"

by Longleggedcleggyweggy January 13, 2011

blaison

a gift from God; an amazing son; the best & most precious & special thing that has ever happened to me; truly God's best work

I have a son named Blaison who I love so much it hurts!!

by ~s.brooke December 28, 2018

Kekoa Blaisdell

The best first string quarterback in the world.

I wish i had a throwing arm like Kekoa Blaisdell

by Baller Shayne November 15, 2010

Squappety Blap

When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef

Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.

by Squapstars October 16, 2011