blarting

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

by MertK October 23, 2016

Ghetto Blasting

Ghetto Blasting is the vertical version of the "hot Carl". Ghetto Blasting is when you shit against a large store-front window.

Dude, me and Pete are Ghetto Blasting the window in front of Nordstrom.

by Kung Fu Pirate Pants October 30, 2010

Toe Blasting

fingering a female with a big toe or any toe.

The sult thought toe blasting was a fun and new way to get off.

by Dee31 June 4, 2007

blasting off

to just not think and space out for a hot sec

Kate didn’t respond when i called her name, I bet she’s blasting off again.

by funtimesarefun March 12, 2019

ghetto-blasting

a person of African-American persuasion becoming frustrated and subsequently engaging in oral combat with heavy usage of the English dialect commonly referred to as "ebonics."

That bitch got so mad at the cashier, she began ghetto-blasting his honkey ass!

by Lunchbox113 March 13, 2008

blacking out

When you get so wasted/faded that your brain stops storing conscious memory's, and anything that you do while blacked out will not be remembered tomorrow.
"blacking out is the action that leads to being blacked out."
Black outs can be very unsettling/dangerous, but also create potentially hilarious situations.

"Dude, Bob's blacking out."
"Why? What's he on?"
"He took a couple Ambiens and another three shots."

by Osark January 16, 2008

Finger blasting

When u finger someone sooooo hard they start to squirt everywhere

Want some finger blasting

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020