Burn the biscuits

When someone completely bungles a situation and fucks everything up for all involved.

I can't believe he fumbled on the one yard line, Bruce really burn the biscuits on this one.

by OpiumEater99 September 12, 2016

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tea and biscuits

The nicer way to describe a friend with benefits or fuck buddy or the incident of a friend coming over for sex only.

Tom came over for tea and biscuits last night.

My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.

by ava adorable August 16, 2008

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disco biscuits

Another name for the drug ecstasy

Jeky was at the club and took a disco biscuit which gave him an overdose.

by Maurice FitzPenadoe July 12, 2003

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THE UNTZ IS THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN BROWNIE DROPS THE BOMBS LIKE NAPALM ON YOUR GROOVE JUNGLE AKA SOUL, MANGS CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE SWANG DIP SWANG DIP SWANG DIP, A BUNKER BOMB TO YOUR DEEMSTER TRENCH AKA MINDS EYE. ALAN CHILLS IN THE BACK WITH THE TSKA TSKA TSKA, A GROOVE MISSLE SET ON B'GOCK, AND BARBS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, A PSYCHIC BREAKDOWN MINE, HIDDEN IN THE TRANCE PASTURE, BLOWING OPEN YOUR BISCO CHAKRA, THAT IS THE UNTZ.

You: Disco Biscuits
Me: LOLBISCO!

by lolbisco October 14, 2011

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waxing biscuits

Girl-on-girl hole grinding, where the legs are intertwined and participants are rubbing their ladyparts vigorously against each other.

Look at those chicks waxing biscuits. Looks like they're leg-wrestling.

by The Kerb November 22, 2006

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Skittle Biscuits

When a bitch is suckin' your dick and you slap her in the face with a pack of skittles.

Guy 1: "Yoooooooo I had my dick down some stupid cunt's throat and I hit her up with the Skittle Biscuits after 4 hours of stab wound fucking!!"
Guy 2: "OH SHIT OH SHIT HARDCORE BRO HARDCORE BRO STRAIGHT UP BARBARIC"

by KRZ311 May 20, 2016

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