Box Binder

Panties with a built-in corset apparatus intended to conceal what is often crassly referred to as "fat upper pussy"

"Grandma looks terrific in her new bathing suit! Is she wearing a Box Binder?"

GRANDMA (laughing coquettishly): "I'll never tell!"

by Three Cheers For Donkeys May 8, 2010

Book Binding

Masturbating into the last two pages of a book from any public store or library, as to prevent someone from reading or at the very least enjoying the end of the book.

Guy #1: Awwww dude some one did some book binding on this.

Guy #2: Guess you'll never know what happens...

by The Destructonator September 27, 2010

Elastic Bandstand

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

Bandsexual

Attraction to anyone in a band, such as the guitarist, drumer, or singer (or any other member of the band/group).

Omg. See the lead singer in this band! He is the exact reason im bandsexual! Hes soooo freaken hot!

by Lolethaangel April 28, 2015

curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.

Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks

by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020

Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.

She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.

by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015

the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best

the bends kicks fucking ass

by matt August 6, 2004