Belgian Bowtie

The act of slitting your partner's throat, throwing a stiff dick into her esophagus, only to leave the balls exposed on her lower neck, giving her the appearance of a bowtie.

Hey, do you Belgian Bowtie on the first date?

by John Sasse Junior September 6, 2010

Belgian Beard

The act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by Belgian Jazz enthusiasts. Also referencing Belgian chocolate. A great party piece for those falling asleep at Christmas.
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well

Alex's slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he passed out at the Christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.

by therealalfgarnett December 14, 2009

Belgian Waterslide

When a male is receiving oral sex, and the male tries to get a Chili Dog (when he comes, he pulls the girls* head so hard his cum comes out of her/his nose) a belgian waterslide is in fact a Chili Dog gone bad, at the same point the guy pulls , the other person throws up covering everything in puke, rather then sperm

When Shaft tried to give the hoe a Chili Dog, she choked and pulled a belgian waterslide on him, covering his nuts in vomit..

by Berre September 22, 2008

The Belgian 16

16 consecutive days of belgian raging dunkenness. Drink of choice: belgian brews.

Yo! Are YOU man enough to take on The Belgian 16 (B16)?!

by Demop August 10, 2010

Belgian Pralines

A confectionary chocolate truffle made around Europe (Belgium). It consists of good quality chocolate, sugar, nuts, paste of different flavors etc. It can be shaped into any shape (during its process of creation) like hearts. And can be decorated with icing on top. These irresistible treats are great for Dinner, Valentine's Day, a romantic date etc. Although they don't have much recipes on how to make them. They also look elegant.

I made some home made Belgian Pralines for my picnic with my girlfriend. I hope she'll like them.

by TheOutsider998 March 18, 2013

Belgian Drum

A Belgian drum is the act that is usually performed after anal sex. The female will lie on her stomach whilst receiving sex up the anal cavity. Just before ejaculating the male will pull out his penis and in a musical manner furiously tap it against the female's bare butt cheaks, sounding like a drum.

As it was Jan's birthday Steve gave her a Belgian Drum as an extra gift for her big day

by Gandhiwhips October 30, 2017

Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.

My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.

by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017