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Belgian Bowtie

The act of slitting your partner's throat, throwing a stiff dick into her esophagus, only to leave the balls exposed on her lower neck, giving her the appearance of a bowtie.
Hey, do you Belgian Bowtie on the first date?
by John Sasse Junior September 6, 2010
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Belgian Beard

The act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by Belgian Jazz enthusiasts. Also referencing Belgian chocolate. A great party piece for those falling asleep at Christmas.
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well
Alex's slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he passed out at the Christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.
by therealalfgarnett December 14, 2009
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Belgian Waterslide

When a male is receiving oral sex, and the male tries to get a Chili Dog (when he comes, he pulls the girls* head so hard his cum comes out of her/his nose) a belgian waterslide is in fact a Chili Dog gone bad, at the same point the guy pulls , the other person throws up covering everything in puke, rather then sperm
When Shaft tried to give the hoe a Chili Dog, she choked and pulled a belgian waterslide on him, covering his nuts in vomit..
by Berre September 22, 2008
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Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.
My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.
by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017
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Belgian Carousel

When a man whips out a massive cock and a midget props herself on top of it and spins around violently giving the man a severe cock rash
Me and Rachel finally tried the Belgian Carousel last night
by HairyNuts24 January 14, 2021
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The Belgian 16

16 consecutive days of belgian raging dunkenness. Drink of choice: belgian brews.
Yo! Are YOU man enough to take on The Belgian 16 (B16)?!
by Demop August 10, 2010
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Belgian depression

A phrase composed of two words:

1. Belgian
/ˈbɛldʒ(ə)n/
adjective
relating to Belgium

2. depression
/dɪˈprɛʃn/
noun
feelings of severe despondency and dejection

It is a common mental health issue, most frequently occured inbetween forein students that come to Belgium for their exchange year.
P1: « Oh no, I think I got the belgian depression! »
by becksxx April 12, 2023
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