beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

Blau Blaster

slang for A shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Redbull and chugged.

a drunk combination from Power Blaster and jager bomb

WHO WANTS A BLAU BLASTER?!!

Team Rambox faced off with Team Teabaggers in chugging the Blau Blasters the fastest!

by team rambox May 13, 2010

funk blaster

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set

I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster

by Negroneus March 30, 2017

Stank blaster

When a guy jerks off and ejaculates while farting

Oh god ... I was pulling my willie and while cumming I farted ... I’m a good stank blaster

by Savage Cobraaa November 12, 2018

Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you

"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"

by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019

dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries

Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”

by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 December 4, 2019

Galactic blaster

When a piece of poop comes out so fast it rips you butthole.

I had a galactic blaster last night

by Dr. Kim sum dum June 8, 2021