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Billy Mays

The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.
Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"
by ChallengerApproching July 27, 2009
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Actually, the Grim Reaper loses a bet & must become the best friend of Billy, a boy whose stupidity is beyond description, & Mandy, a brilliant - but sadistic, evil, selfish, intimidating & wise far beyond her years or anyone else's - little girl. She is my hero.
In The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, One time an evil meteorite from outer space tried to suck out Billy's brain but found he had none.

Mandy can often make the most frightening of underworld creatures cower in fear by the sheer force of her will.
by Lanegan665 September 21, 2008
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Hilly-billy-villy

An undesirable location (city, suburb, neighborhood, shopping center, restaurant, club, bar etc...) usually associated with "Hillbillys", low rent people or things, skanks, or ill-mannered humans and their dwellings...
Collin: "Mom- just had a great job offer from a firm in Joliet, Illinois....great salary and good benifits too. I might consider relocating there from Manhattan.
Collins Mom: "Have you lost your mind?! You have a good job in New York, and you want to throw it all away to live in Joliet, Ill. which is basically known for Joliet state penetentiay, bikers, and cornfields! That place is gross, its positively HILLY-BILLY-VILLY!
by Carlye Samatas February 4, 2010
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Billy Wong

A Billy Wong is when a male's underwear "rides up" until you can see the outline of the males penis. This is only happens if the guy is wearing boxer briefs.
"Dude I need new underwear. These things give me Billy Wongs for days."
by thewordsmith6790 June 23, 2016
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Billy Ruined Christmas

A cocktail consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball

Shaken and poured over ice
Make me a "Billy ruined Christmas", I need to shake this feeling.
by Sad at Mark's December 25, 2018
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Bullshit Billy

One who lies so much he actually believes his own bullshit.
Person 1: Hey look, a Bullshit Billy. Let's see what he has to say.

Person 2: I bet he thinks his truck will beat a Ferrari.
Person 2: How fast is your truck?

Bullshit Billy: It does 0-100mph in 4 seconds flat. It will smoke the fastest corvette made with 2 spark plug wires unplugged.

Person 1: HAHA thanks Bullshit Billy
by Elroy III January 14, 2015
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baptising a billy goat

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009
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