Beumed

Beumed - to hurt yourself, to lose an argument. Normally used to describe a state of unfortunate happenings to yourself.
Singular is to Beume - To Beume/hurt yourself, or could be used to suggest sexual advances - Should we Beume sex now?
Beuming is also a member of the Beumed family. Beuming is commonly used as a describing word.

You just got Beumed bitten by that rabid dog.
Im going to Beume hurt you!
That show was Beuming cool aye!

by Camdogg July 5, 2006

behemo

a fat emo kid. moody, but chunky.

He's too fat to be emo, but too emotional NOT to be. I guess he's...I don't know...a behemo.

by aeholand April 22, 2008

Behemosaur

fat emo kids who tend to stick around other small and defenseless emo's.this type of emo seems to be the protector of small emo's. it does in fact reproduce asexually do to them being unable to find mates.

protectors giants emo rainbow fat swampdonkey lonely behemosaur

by coldesttwo March 13, 2010

beamesderfer

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

by dusty 20 July 17, 2018

Bement

A force to be reckoned with. Awesomeness. The coolest last name in the world. Often referred to as future kings of the universe.

Man, those people are so powerful! They must be Bements.

by kirchina May 16, 2012

todd beamer high school

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom

“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.

by Suck a toe January 7, 2019

bohmer

a man who can change his hairline at will.
typically a douche, but has his moments.

Poor bohmer, he is so, so very bald. . . . SOMETIMES. . .

by shaneequah March 16, 2008