Beefwank

the act of masturbating using a joint of beef with a cylindrical cavern dug out

andy loves a good beefwank

by Lester Higgins July 9, 2007

Beefage

Exaduration of the term "beef" as in to have a dispute with a person, or an on going conflict.

Dude, that kid has some serious beefage with u!!

by Josh June 18, 2006

Beefneck

When someone says a gay joke, something stupid, or something that deserves to be punished for. You also say beefneck while slapping the back part of their neck. Beefneck is a way to say that something is dumb; some people confess and put forward their necks and get hit, voluntarily.

Jimmy: Basketball is one of the dumbest sports ever.

John: Beefneck!!

(Slaps back of neck)

by Beefnecker November 28, 2010

beefbag

Humourous alternative to cowbag meaning foolish female.

Samantha: I just crashed my car into a tree!
Julie: You beefbag!!

by Han and Jen October 22, 2005

beena

best friend ever

alex luciano

by Sadaf June 27, 2004

beefaroni

a skinny frail old white man, sandwiched between two obese hairy black men, both over 60

dude, i walked in on my grandpa in the middle of a beefaroni.... some things cannot be unseen

by banana hammock69 June 1, 2011

beefcake

A male, usually college-age, who is considered to be buff because he has freakishly huge muscles, plays a lot of sports, and is more often than not very tanned. Many women, especially those who might be referred to as bimboes, find beefcakes attractive, but they fail to realize that beefcakes' brains are contained in their biceps. Beefcakes can be found at college football games, gyms, and if they are comfortable with exposing themselves in such manners, Chippendales.

Geez, I was hoping some nice, smart guys would be here, but all I see are beefcakes.

by the-anomaly November 24, 2006