the bear

when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.

Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear

by dooglas October 29, 2006

the bear

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.

Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"

by Cheeses Priced May 18, 2008

bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

I am going to make bears on your face.

by bmoc May 22, 2006

bearing

Danish slang for taking a shit, is "bjørne". Can be directly translated as an act of "bearing". A bear is a synonym for shit. The act of shitting as so is called "Bearing" - or as we say in Denmark "bjørne".

Dude, I've got a huge bear on deck... Imma go bearing.

by danishflandersdk September 11, 2015

Bear

strong powerful and talented guy...caring and thoughtful....

Bear will sing and make you smile...

by DebKSW November 22, 2011

Bear

A term used describe an exceptionally hearty and contagious laugh that resonates with a deep, wheezy sound, reminiscent of the formidable and robust vocalizations often associated with a bear. This term is used to express amusement or signal that something is particularly funny, with the laughter being so pronounced that it might evoke the image of a bear's hearty guffaw.

Bro that was absolute bear!

by Kenthim September 28, 2023

Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws

Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."

by BearlyTrustable February 4, 2022