upper Benjamin

Scoring or aiming to score a goal in the top corner of a goal.

He aimed for the upper Benjamin

by UDUSER18845 September 17, 2016

Guru Bendamin

Sexiest guy in the room, super athletic, always thinking about the 1,768,893,238 possibilities for a chess game. Will one day take over the world, along with the other guru Tair-Chan. Sworn enemy of Jeff.

Ohh Guru Bendamin, help me with the maths equation...

by A smexy thing March 25, 2021

Benjamin

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.

Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.

by Kiiwi February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Effect

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.

Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect

by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009

Blenjamin

The act of receiving oral sex but also cramming your balls into the females mouth...once everything is inside have her repeatedly shake her head side to side, thus creating a blending effect.

A benjamin is closely related it is merely a blow job hence the B and the J in Benjamin

She gave me a high speed blenjamin

by Blend-Master October 12, 2006

Benjamitus

The phenomena of unexplained disappearance of one person from a regular group of friends, or disinterest in hanging out, characterized by school letting out for the summer. This includes, but is not limited to, not answering their phone, not calling, ignoring, in some cases traveling to other parts of the world, and just not chillin.

Also known as "Ben Syndrome", "Houdini-ing", "Crankin Dat Ben" and the "Benjamin Virus".

Matt: "Yo where the fuck's Ben been at?"

Luis: "Bro, school let out last week, he's got Benjamitus."

Matt: "Oh, he's crankin dat Ben?"

Luis: "Yeah but we'll see him when our Junior year starts."

Matt: "True, tra-true."

by Balla McKilla June 21, 2008

Benjamen Wiping

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.

"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."

by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009