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beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.
1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.
by A-Men June 24, 2005
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Beanis

An abnormally large Clitoris, so large that it resembles a Penis.
"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"
by Bernie Bernstein May 22, 2009
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beanies and weenies

the combination of canned beans (maple) and cut up hot dog wieners.
Julien ate a big bowl of beanies and weenies.
by otter totter August 22, 2011
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Beanie Weenie

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.
After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.
by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009
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Beanie Boy

Beanie Boy

A class of LA 20 / 30 year old males who have absolutely nothing going on. In response to this problem, they wear knit wool beanies, and half beards and hope this will distract people from the obvious which is they have absolutely nothing going on. This class of LA male twits is distinct from the related neo Rat Packer who wear a Rat Pack chapeau, and the garden variety Douche Bag.
Why do those guys have wool hats on at the beach in the summer ? Oh.... they are beanie boys. They have absolutely nothing going on.
by JohnnyCanuck2 June 13, 2009
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Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.
“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night
by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021
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Beanie lord

Some one who wears a beanie more than once a week one beanie lord is Lil xan there's also h3h3
Yo he's a beanie lord

Wtf is a beanie lord

Oh sry it's someone who wears a beanie more than once a week
by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018
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