Beanbag

A low-impact insult deployed by a heavily intoxicated individual when their brain has clocked out but their mouth is still taking shots. Typically used with great confidence and zero clarity, often aimed at friends who are merely existing nearby.

Lawrence, three drinks past coherence, pointed at us and slurred ‘beanbags’ like he’d just delivered a devastating mic drop, then immediately asked what day it was.

by Corey Daul January 25, 2026

Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016

carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.

Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .

Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !

by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018

Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.

God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.

by BCK KOP May 22, 2022

Heavy Beanage

A term used to describe a negative or bad experience or occurance

That is some heavy beanage

by Legitmorris March 10, 2023