Beanbagging

Straight lurking.

Those who bean bag just exist. There are NO thoughts occurring In their brain.

Can also be used as a noun to describe people who just lurk.

Dude look at Devon… dudes just walks around beanbagging all day. Wonder what he’s thinking about

by The Green Gobbler June 4, 2022

Beanbagged

Having sex on a beanbag

“Do you want to get beanbagged?”

by Babaganoosh7772 December 27, 2022

beanbanger

A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.

Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

beanbot

A person how thinks of themselves as a true beaner, just because they delve into Hispanic culture

Just because you know a lot about Hispanics and their culture doesn’t mean you’re Hispanic, that makes you a beanbot

by DRIFT_Z November 15, 2023

Beanbag

A low-impact insult deployed by a heavily intoxicated individual when their brain has clocked out but their mouth is still taking shots. Typically used with great confidence and zero clarity, often aimed at friends who are merely existing nearby.

Lawrence, three drinks past coherence, pointed at us and slurred ‘beanbags’ like he’d just delivered a devastating mic drop, then immediately asked what day it was.

by Corey Daul January 25, 2026

Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016

carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.

Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016