Beached Baby Whale

A fat female; a BBW.

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.

by Iodine April 4, 2004

beanhead

dickhead with a head shaped like a bean. has tendency to mess girls around - not nice to be around.

you've not gone and pulled that beanhead again have you - stupid cow

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

bearhead

the way my girlfriends hair looks when she wakes up in the AM.

"Wow Bearhead, you slept good huh!?"

by Tommy Oyeah March 2, 2008

Beached Whale

A fatt-ass bitch that has been put out the pasture

Charlene B Is A Beached Whale

by 123 January 13, 2005

Beached whale

When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!

"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 3, 2009

Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009