Skeet reet

When you nut on the phone and don't respond to any messages or calls for 4 hours

Person 1:"did u hear from John last night?"
Person2:"nah man he hit me with that skeet reet"

by Casss2428 April 18, 2019

reet squeet

Adjective

"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.

1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.

by Qwertypop1 April 26, 2011

Yeet on my reet

An arbritrary saying which can really mean anything. Used as a victory or challenging statement

* Kills player in Fortnite *
Person A: Yeet on my reet

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

REE-O-REET

a word used to mimick the sound of a record scratching, commonly used in several Hip Hop Hippo rap songs.
A word used to replace some form of "innapropriate" word.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just fatted eveywhere"
Guy 2: "What the ree-o-reet?!?!?"

Example 2:
"Yo yo yo sup G" REE-O-REET!

by director_72 May 8, 2007

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.

You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

by Hongolomngonolongongous November 2, 2020

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

When you become so bored you type in an example of mug definition examples in the ud store.

Idiot: hey, ima type Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up because im bored as fuck
Random person: oh fuck

by fuckshit7j7 April 10, 2022

Reet

Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier

I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!

by Itteber May 21, 2019