What the blunt

A term only know by few, where a term is replaced with the word "blunt." Those who say this term don't need to hit the blunt, but need to know the true creator.

What the blunt is wrong with you?
Are you blunting me?
Take a blunt and blunt your blunt?
Are you literally blunting me?

by Skifreaker3 June 9, 2016

blunter

A gigantic shit that completely fills the toilet and stinks to high hell

So the other day I went to the Polish deli and got one of their big meat sandwiches. This morning I took a big Polish blunter.

by Blunter bob October 5, 2016

nuke the blunt

When after you roll a blunt that is too wet and don't want to use a bic lighter to dry it, you decide to place the blunt in the microwave for 15 seconds to dry it out.

Stoner Joe: "Naw, my blunt was wet one time so I nuke the blunt for acouple seconds and it was crispier then anything I could do with a bic."

Mary Jane: "Why would you smoke a crispy blunt?"

Stoner Joe: "I decided it would be faster to dry it with a microwave then dry it with my lighter, plus now I don't waste lighter fluid."

by 420Chase January 20, 2017

Bluntigami

The delicate art of rolling blunts into decorative shapes and figures

Josh just learned how to do bluntigami

by livinIt$$$$ December 18, 2008

Candy blunt

Blunts dipped in cough syrup. good ass shit...but can be hard to light at times

summer:would u like a blunt?
speck:sure, but get the cough syrup so we can make a candy blunt

by sheaspeck May 16, 2005

Philly Blunt

The longer version of the more commong "blunt," a cigar that has been hollowed out and filled with marijuana (a Philly Blunt is also a brand of cigar that can be used for this purpose).

"Hey dude, you want to smoke us a Philly Blunt tonight?"

by Philly Phil April 12, 2003

when you drop the blunt

all stoners describe this disgrace as a sign someone’s f*cking your b*tch

“Remember when you drop the blunt someone fucking your bitch!”

by coolio cattt January 28, 2021