the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males
Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand
by estebanthegman April 8, 2011
Get the batshittery mug.Abbreviation of banter.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.
Boy 1: ...he was completely out of it by midnight!
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!
Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!
Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.
by LivingLifeMyWay March 11, 2012
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bæθ-kjəˈ-lɪ-nəti /
1. Qualities, or attributes, regarded as characteristic of a modern young man who is comfortable in his own skin, inside and outside of the bathroom. Being bathsculine is knowing there’s no one way to get clean, relax in the tub or style your hair and there’s no one way to be a guy.
2. An attitude rooted in looking good and smelling fresh, because it feels good to get clean and smell like Mint and Rosemary, and because you don’t need an excuse to take a three hour bath in the middle of the day if it’s going to make you happy, so you take out your rubber duckies, scented candles and portable zen garden and get sudsy while listening to whale chants and start thinking about that lonely whale who sings on a frequency no other whale can hear and it makes you teary eyed but you don’t pretend you have something in it, no, you own your tears and start looking up how you can join a marine conservation NGO and maybe help this specific whale, because everyone deserves love.
3. So yes, bathsculinity, something that we need a little more of in 2019 and forward.
Antonyms: machismo, silverbacking, boorishness.
1. Qualities, or attributes, regarded as characteristic of a modern young man who is comfortable in his own skin, inside and outside of the bathroom. Being bathsculine is knowing there’s no one way to get clean, relax in the tub or style your hair and there’s no one way to be a guy.
2. An attitude rooted in looking good and smelling fresh, because it feels good to get clean and smell like Mint and Rosemary, and because you don’t need an excuse to take a three hour bath in the middle of the day if it’s going to make you happy, so you take out your rubber duckies, scented candles and portable zen garden and get sudsy while listening to whale chants and start thinking about that lonely whale who sings on a frequency no other whale can hear and it makes you teary eyed but you don’t pretend you have something in it, no, you own your tears and start looking up how you can join a marine conservation NGO and maybe help this specific whale, because everyone deserves love.
3. So yes, bathsculinity, something that we need a little more of in 2019 and forward.
Antonyms: machismo, silverbacking, boorishness.
“I feel good with my bathsculinity. Secure. Sexy. Soapy. I’ve got nothing to hide. You don’t even have to knock before coming in to my bathroom. Just get in there.” – Bath-nonymous
by buckethat1900 April 15, 2019
Get the Bathsculinity mug.When someone, after a break-up or other traumatic experience goes out and has a wild night. Usually meaning they release the inner craziness and angst arising from the situation and have a wickedly good time.
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Alex, after getting dumped by his cheating girlfriend decided to go out that weekend and Unleash The Bats.
After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.
After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.
After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.
After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.
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Get the batsen mug.(n.) A person with a quiet but nervous demeanor, that instills fear into people. Based on the charactor from the movie psycho. See also bates motel. Hello mother dear...
That guy creeps the shit out of me. I'm afraid to take a showerin case I get knifed to death and thrown in a river. Oh God he just looked at me again.
Where? What guy?
Norman bates in the red shirt, look at his eyes, they're evil.
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Norman bates in the red shirt, look at his eyes, they're evil.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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