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Badgerman

Born in Lithuania in 1923, the only known person who has a triple helix DNA structure. Inventor of telegraph poles, chinese food, and wigwams.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.
Badgerman and Facist Boy AWAY!!!
by Queen Latifah of Hiphoppy land November 25, 2004
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Bateman

This is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. This can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse
Oh I can't believe you were batemaning last night!
by Alex1234567 July 23, 2006
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Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012
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Batemanator

A definition mainly limited to North-Western England (specifically Carlisle), "Bateman" is a male of legendary status in the lady pulling department. From "Daniel Baty" or "Bateman", whos record pulls in the 2005-2006 season are unlikely to ever be bettered. The male in question usualy also has a MILF for a mother.
"Look at that, another bird hes pulled. hes such a Batemanator"
by monkeybutler June 26, 2007
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batterson

A statement of poverty, delaperdation and cheapness.
That ketchup is batterson (not Heinz), look at him he is such a batterson, that is beyond Pov speck it's batterson.
by Coonsting April 20, 2017
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Bateman

A formal name for a batty boy or a batty man.

Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.

Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
E.G. Person 1 "My coach is a right Bateman!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
by Lytollismeister January 23, 2011
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Northern Colorado Battering Ram

When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.
"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"
by Little Boy's Dick June 7, 2009
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