Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Batteri ting

The type of female who sleeps around with a lot of men on the regular.

Ex. “That girl jaelyn has slept wit about every guy in Toronto she a batteri ting”

by tdotshordyyy December 14, 2018

batting for the yankees

a euphamism for someone being homosexual - see jeter

"Derek Jeter bats for the Yankees...in more ways than one."

"A-Rod Sucks - Jeter Swallows!"

by Bunsen October 17, 2004

batteries

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.

Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.

Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...

by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 9, 2009

nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.

Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008