I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.

"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."

by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012

batting for the other side

batty-boy, dyke, rug-muncher, brown-eye lover, knob-jockey, jobby jabber, gay, lesbian, poof, list is endless............

charlie:"man that guy's lookin at me"
peter:"maybe he's batting for the other side?"

by charlie-boy July 15, 2004

Batmaning

The act/art of going into a public place dressed as Batman, and acting as if nothing you were doing was unusual.

"Hey you should come with us this week end! We're heading down to Taco Bell to go Batmaning!"

by Chillin' with the moon August 26, 2011

batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005

batting

Coming from the term bat which means marijuana cigarette, batting is to smoke multiple "bats" with a group of friends over the course of one day, usually outside and in different locations.

hey man want to go batting?

Sure Ill huck in.

by Merner October 9, 2006

Kinko Batting

Kinky sex using a bat as a woopie stick (skin lolipop). While doing it deep throat style.

Wow sloan's mom is kinko batting tonight.

by Brandon Micheal Sloan May 29, 2003

batting practice

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

by Joe Show October 27, 2007