Batman

A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:

Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman

Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero

Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days

Batman is a yandere

Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers

“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”

“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

batman

1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.

2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.

1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.

2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.

me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.

by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009

batman

A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.

Wow The Batman.. or is it just Batman?

by darkhorizon October 18, 2006

batmans

Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"

Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____

by TreeWeezel May 15, 2011

Batman

worlds greatest super hero, protector of gotham, legend world wide.

see also Joel

Batman will save you gotham!

by batjoel January 2, 2013

Batman

-Batman is a DC comics super hero and quite possibly the most badass thing ever created.

-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".

-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Friend- "Dude, wanna watch a movie"

Me- "No, i'm playing COD"

Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"

Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"

by rage'n'dane January 15, 2013

Batman

In Call of Duty or other shooter game when you jump off a cliff and knife a person for a kill. This is done silently to not alert enemies on the radar. Killing is done very efficiently and without a trace much like how Batman stalks his prey

He is on my "X", he Batmaned me.

He got the Batman for the final kill cam.

by Lord_Maher March 24, 2011