Bernice

Means ''bringer of victory''
a creative person,and mostly a pushover.
pretty with small imperfections.childish and cheerful.a daydreamer.kind and caring.
possibility of being a bookworm.

fren:hey bernice!
bernice:hey wads up???
fren:treat me to a drink!
bernice:ok lets go to the bar....!

next day~
fren:yo bernice!!omg,ytd i went to the bar n tis hawt guy asked 4 my no.!!!!

by hopstepjump August 11, 2009

Barnacle

A person who attaches themselves to any living being surrounding them as a form of comfort. Cuddling, spooning and snuggling are also correct terms. A barnacle latches on to anyone in sight and does not let go.

Cheyenne: Oh hey kirsten! How are you?
*Kirsten latches on to cheyenne*
Kirsten: Now im better!
Cheyenne: Oh kirsten! You barnacle, you!

by astoldbyginger February 29, 2008

Barncat

a slut that is DTF (down to fuck) originated in BATES college Maine.

Yo this girl melissa is such a barncat. she wants to hop my bone.

by FITZY27 October 28, 2008

Welfare-barnacle

noun- 1A person who refuses to use birth-control despite their excessive promiscuity and lower-class financial status.

2Anyone who wants children "with their new man/woman", despite existing children from another parent, with no regard to financial ability.

3Anyone who will have a child with an inability to financially or emotionally support any number of them.

4A promiscuous individual who wants children like a child wants puppies, and has no concept or ability to act as a functional parent; A person who views a child as an accessory, instead of a responsibility.

5A person who continually has children simply to increase benefits given by welfare, or who disregards the cost to everyone else to support their willful "promiscuity-without-protection" lifestyle.

"I would give to the poor in Rainier Valley, but there are so many welfare-barnacles out there, I changed my mind. They should hand out condoms instead of money."

by Prom&Lusus2 April 22, 2009

barricks whore

Skanks that love to go up to army guys' barricks rooms to have sex..
they usually wander from room to room looking for new G.I.'s to sleep with.

they usually drink all your beer, hit on your boyfriends, spread STD's, hang out around the base.

NO ONE like them.
they like EVERYONE.

they know more about your "battle-buddies" than you do.

They are the girls your drill sergeant warned you about in basic.

NORMAL GIRL: hey, what are you doing tonight?
BARRICKS WHORE: oh i think i'm gonna go up to the barricks tonight
NORMAL GIRL: again? i thought you did that last night..
BARRICKS GIRL: yeah i'm just trying to find a new guy to fuck..i'm running out of guys in 3rd ID..i guess i gotta hit up the rangers..or MP's..or airborne school..those guys will stick it anywhere
NORMAL GIRL: ohhh..i gottta go.

by fuckarmysluts January 6, 2008

barnacle status

When somebody in the friend group is temporarily demoted from friend status due to some sort of altercation/situation. Yet they have not yet reached frenemy status as it would not feel right without at least having them around. Reaching barnacle status enables said party a small amount of conversation in the friend group, but not to the extent where others will laugh at their jokes. After an agreed amount of time by the friend group, the outsider may be promoted back to friend.

Person 1: I am so mad at *name* for getting so wasted last night, he/she completely humiliated me in front of everybody!
Person 2: Dude don't worry, he/she knows he/she reached barnacle status because of last night

by Matsumoto111 June 5, 2010

Butt crack barnacle

A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.

"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."

by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009