bag barnacle

A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.

Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007

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barnacle boi

A term used to flame a crusty person

bob: "BOIIIII UR A BARNACLE BOIIII"
tim: "oh wow u got me there"

by anapop October 18, 2016

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A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.

I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.

by kynaris June 4, 2011

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barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob

drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins

by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011

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bone barnacle

A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.

Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?

Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.

Larry: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007

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