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Kevin Barnacle Jones 

Kevin Barnacle Jones is related to Quantavious Dingleberry aka Quandale Dingle. He is the cousin's, dogs, cats, wife's, husbands, dog's, giraffe's, owner, husband's son. He is an awesome, adventurous person and he has a son known by Kevin Barnacle Jones Jr. He loves to go to long walks on the beach and likes to spend time with his other cousin Quandantshontovis Flightsinglebingledingleterry. He like to eat taco bell and then likes to have a long walk to the bathroom. Like Quandale, Kevin also has a long nose and is willing to glue his nose with Quandale's and Quandantshontovis'
KEVIN BARNACLE JONES!! Stand up to me right this second old man
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Lil barnacle

1.The single greatest playa is rap history. 2.Used as a term for old faggy saggy ladies to call a yung trapper.

3.The collab partner of Saucedad69
4.the best rapper of ur generation and many to come
1. bro I love listening to lil barnacle.
2.”that brat is a lil barnacle”-faggy saggy old lady.
3. The best rappers that work together are by far lil barnacle and Saucedad69.
4. Lil barnacle is so good at rapping he’ll be around for ages.
Lil barnacle by Wizz__Khallifa February 18, 2019

lil barnacle

The most intelligent young rapper of our generation. When you listen to his music you instantly orgasm and enter the fourth dimension.
Joe: The new lil barnacle song is so good
Yuri: I have something to tell you... I am lil barnacle.
Joe: (Instant orgasm and entrance into the next life)

The Ugly Barnacle 

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star
"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"
The Ugly Barnacle by smobowser October 5, 2019

fart barnacle 

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!
fart barnacle by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014

cunt barnacle 

Hey man you get with Lisa?

Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles.

Oh so nasty!
cunt barnacle by K.N.N. March 29, 2009

Toilet Barnacle 

When you take a shit and part or all of the shit gets stuck inside the bowl. This usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and shit, as they do not want to come in contact with your shit. After multiple flushes and shits, your shit still remains.
Dude, that toilet barnacle has been on there since last friday!