An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
Get the Sock Barnaclemug. by anapop October 18, 2016
Get the barnacle boimug. A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.
by kynaris June 4, 2011
Get the turd barnaclemug. when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011
Get the barnacle jenkinsmug. Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?
Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.
Larry: What a choad.
Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.
Larry: What a choad.
by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007
Get the bone barnaclemug. Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch
by Smart ass Russian September 13, 2011
Get the Barnacle Bitchmug. Those annoying people that make out in the middle of the hallway at school and get really offended if you run into them.
hall barnacles: You did not just run into us!!!
me: Maybe if you could keep it in your pants for five seconds...
me: Maybe if you could keep it in your pants for five seconds...
by fat kid eating cake May 28, 2009
Get the Hall Barnaclesmug.