dick barf

When one blows a fat load on some bitches face and it resembles a river of spooge
"Drink my dick barf, and make sure you lick up those titty sprinkles.
by likes2spooge October 16, 2007
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Fart Barf

When packed in a car en route to post-collegiate spring break, your carmate's burps fill the car with an odor so pungent, that it smells as if a fart and barf had combined resulting in the perfect storm of stankiness.
Damn Eric, stop fart barfing, or im going to dive out of this moving car and run backwards naked through the desert.
by Teresa 4G March 13, 2008
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barf pussy

A barf pussy is a vagina that emits a smell of vomit and is sometimes accompanied by vomit smelling discharge.
Two friends walk into a crowded mall bathroom. One of the girls goes into a stall that has just been used, and smells barf pussy. They both leave the bathroom at the same time and this is the conversation that ensues.

Girl #1: OMG did you smell that?
Girl #2 : Smell what?
Girl #1: That barf pussy. I walked into the stall right after that skank got out and the seat was still warm and the air smelled like her vagina barfed in the toilet!!
by Travvykenj December 11, 2013
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Barfing Penis

it takes action during sexual intercourse. When a woman deep throats a man so hard that she barfs on the males penis. The Barf runs into the penis hole and when he ejaculates cum, the bits of barf are returned back into her mouth, face, or body.
yo i heard your moms new nickname was the Barfing Penis... think you could hook me up?
by A big WAng October 18, 2008
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Penis barf

This can refer to the thick fluids hurled from a male penis (or slut monkey) at the end of sexual excitement; also commonly called semen, cum, throat yogurt, or sperm. Minor differences can occur such as the color and thickness.
Sorry lady, I was trying to aim my penis barf away from your hair.
by thadelus January 30, 2009
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Mini barf

When someone throws up in their mouth, but swallows it before it flies out their mouth. Commonly brought on by indegestion.
I drank a pint of salsa and mini barfed before I had to accept my Nobel prize.
by DMP July 05, 2005
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barf bag

when a woman(or man)is going down on a penis with their mouth and they gag causing them to vomit on the persons testicals.
"that drunk bitch gagged on my junk and gave me a barf bag"
by wooten714 June 19, 2007
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