northwest baptist academy

A place where the rules are held so tightly by the staff that the kids dont even know how to live. A place where they instill fear into the students in order to keep them in their cult like ways. Where being two-faced is the standard and is taught everyday by the ones in charge. where one is taught if your mind wanders outside of the bible you are now putting yourself at risk of becoming a teenage parent whether you know what sex is or not. A place where 99% of the students want nothing but freedom. A place where once you enter, you will forever be judged by those trapped inside.BEWARE.

individual one: i wish i could...
individual two: hasnt everyone?
individual one: no. i go to Northwest Baptist Academy :(
individual two: oh, im sorry.

by escapee#5 October 24, 2011

St. John the Baptist

This is the most treacherous school I have seen in my 47 years of living. I sent my kids here for a year and I am already in debt 30,000 dollars. My kids are 4th graders and came home and they stink of the cafeteria and gym. Their feet especially stink band they now have fungus in between their toes. They need to do hygiene protocols. Their penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He is now traumatized and mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They need to do hygiene protocols. My kids penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He now mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They are taught that premarital pregnancy is a sin. Me and my hunky (FIFTH) cousin/husband had our first child at 14 years old. Ever since then, we now have 7.5 kids and are living in a BEAUTIFUL trailer. So are we going to hell???? HUH?!?! DON’T SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. ZERO STARS. ZERO.

“St.John the Baptist gives your kids foot fungus and obesity.”

“I sent my kid to St. John the Baptist and are now in debt by 40,000 dollars.”

by alphasubmissivemale August 30, 2022

landover baptist

A false internet-based church dedicated to exposing a side of christianity most do not know.

Landover Baptist does not welcome those who are not saved

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

Baptist

A member of one of several hundred Christian denominations who all agree that the the Bible is the literal word of God, but don't agree with each other. See fundamentalist, fucktard

Q. What religion are you, Reformed Baptist?
A. No, they're going to Hell(tm). I'm a Sovergn Grace Baptist.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

Southern Baptist

The most hypocrtical and narrow minded religion in the United States, and possibly the world. Not only is it bad enough they are Protestant, they bash everyone who is not of their church and condemn everybody to hell, including Gays, non Christians, and even other Christians like Roman Catholics and Greek/Russian Orthodox members. They are in company with the likes of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson--they are the epitome of hypocrisy.

Jerry Falwell said 9/11 was America's fault because of gays.

by Jo Jo February 3, 2005

Landover Baptist

A fantastic parody site that pokes fun at ultra-conservative fundamentalist Christians.

Recent articles include "The Pope's Message From Hell" and "Inside the Sick Mind of George Lucas."

Hilarious, but also disturbing due to the fact that there are people out there who would probably wholeheartedly agree with the majority of the material on this site.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Francis bought a "Love Me or Burn!" Jesus button from the Landover Baptist Store.

by camry July 16, 2008

St. John the Baptist DHS

Catholic High School on Long Island, close to the Great South Bay. Known for its athletics along with increasingly high SAT scores. In the summer Gilgo beach is 75 percent people who go to or who have gone to St. Johns. Most kids lean towards the "preppy" side of style, but there are a few punks, guidos, and rapper-wannabes thrown in too. Social heiarchy is a major part of the school, but usually students find thier own nook in the first year. The teachers, with the exception of the math department, are helpful and knowledgeable. The rules may seem strict if you have previously gone to public school, but most of them pertain to the uniform, and if you don't screw that up majorly, you can pretty much get away with anything. St. Johns is one of the only Catholic schools on LI that still has a senior prom. Save up for the senior trip to disney too. The spicy chicken sandwich in the cafeteria is awesome.

"I was at gilgo yesterday, and saw 50 people I knew from school, because we all go to St. John the Baptist DHS."

by coolio90000 September 12, 2009