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Muddy Bagpipe

When you are performing analingus on your partner and they accidentally or purposely defecate in your mouth and you let out a squeal reminiscent of the sound a bagpipe makes.
I was tossing his salad last night and he muddy bagpiped me.
by KnuckingFackered September 11, 2020
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Alaskan Bagpipe

A sexual act which involves 5 men and 3 women . One girl presents herself in the doggy position whilst 3 men place their erected penis s in her anus all at the same time . The other two men place their scrotum on the woman's head to resemble a hat whilst the remaining women cheer on from the side offering support and the occasional energy drink .
girl: "im feeling horny , wanna give the "Alaskan Bagpipe" a try for a change"

guy: "ill call the guys! "
by sexpert21 February 7, 2010
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wet bagpipe

origin Mid-Atlantic U.S.

n. A sexual act wherein a male participant places his mouth over the clitoris or entire vulva of a female and blows such that the vibration of his lips against her body creates a humming/flapping noise, similar to the sound of a bagpipe. Simultaneous anal stimulation with the finger is optional but not required
She was enjoying my performance until I whipped out the wet bagpipe.

I needed a shower after giving the lunch lady a wet bagpipe.

She thought the wet bagpipe I did on her was disquieting and unamusing.
by Von Jost April 24, 2005
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westboro baptist church

A church giving baptist, no CHRISTIANS, no God a bad name. They dont seem to understand God is love. Not just a few but EVERYONE(gay, bi,soldier, jew). God loves us despite our faults or mistakes, lets just hope they learn this.
News Report " Today Westboro Baptist Church Members were seen outside a Gay Pride Parade holding up many "God hates fags" and other hate signs"
True Believer: "Geez thats an embarrasment to Baptist"
by mageknight September 4, 2006
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Bampi

A colloquial Welsh language word from southern Wales meaning "grandpa". Heard in the English language as well.
Awrite Bampi? You still having flashbacks about that mining disaster?
by Penderyn - the Welsh martyr January 9, 2017
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Baptist In The Church House

To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.
That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.
by Professorlacy July 15, 2010
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St. John the Baptist School

A basic school in a neighborhood called Yonkers . A bunch of little white boys and a lot of fake ass girls. If all this wasn’t enough they had to throw in the fatest principal known to mankind.
Do you know Mr. Lynch ? “Isn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”
by Jonaathan April 18, 2019
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