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Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
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Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.
“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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Banana split

This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.
Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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