Bamboo Annoyance

You ever have those friends who drive you crazy. Annoy you to no end? But it’s not enough to end your friendship over? A cross between endearing and blind rage. But enough to where you challenge them to a duel with bamboo shoot swords and repeatedly whack the shit out of each other in a Chick Fil A parking lot where employees and customers gather around to watch the ensuing carnage. Bamboo Annoyance! 😁

This girl Sonora sure is pain in my ass. Thinking about her getting some bamboo annoyance level discipline.

by sushi lyrics September 26, 2020

Bamboo

Bamboo is anyone with a big thick penis usually has a name like Leroy or jamayne

Bamboo is used in sexual activity

by U don’t know me October 5, 2020

Bamboo

Bamboo( lat: Bambusa vulgaris, srb: bambus)
A person who is often dumb or clueless and asks stupid questions.

James: Can you tell me where Paris is?
Tom: Isn't it capital of Europe?
James: No Tom you absolute bamboo

by Cookie ice cream March 22, 2023

Bamboo Drink

In Richmond Virginia this refers to a mixed drink that's almost entirely liquor

Some guy - "Man I was tore up last night for only having had a few rounds"
Some fella - "Bartender must've been pouring those bamboo drinks"

by YaBoiBillNye October 18, 2023

Bamboo

Where when you get told not to do something and it makes you want to do it more.

She told me not to talk to him but it bambooed and now we’re talking.

by manicgirl January 23, 2024

Bamboo

The series of events in which there is an explosion that displeases the audience, so they show their displeasure with the sound of a "boo".

"Hey, how did you like that TNT showcase last night?"
"Bamboo."

by summer sausage October 25, 2018

bamboo-zled

Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).

I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!

by QuacksO September 3, 2018