baltimore mistletoe 

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.

"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

baltimore mistletoe by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

Baltimore Throne 

The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.

Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.

Baltimore Throne by Ballin' Bawlmer February 24, 2013

Baltimore Tuxedo 

Under Armour shirt and pants.

He showed up to the Orioles game in his Baltimore Tuxedo

Baltimore Tuxedo by baltimor0n September 4, 2018

baltimore surprise 

When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy

Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”

baltimore surprise by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019

Baltimore Metro 

The cheapest and sorriest excuse for a subway system that needs to be expanded immensely to be of any use whatsoever.

I got on the Baltimore Metro and then walked for an hour and a half / transferred to the bus / got a cab to get to (anywhere).

Baltimore Metro by CHLARK October 22, 2006

Baltimore Wind 

When a girl/guy is giving you a rim job and you blow some ass gas in her/his face.

"Too funny" Manny said to Chico "Last night Vannessa was eating my ass and I let go with some Baltimore Wind!".

Todd decided to go to far south on me last night so I gave him some Baltimore Wind to get him back into the right place.

Baltimore Wind by Mr. Crumby January 13, 2006

Baltimore Prep 

In short:
1. No concept of township. Everyone lives in communities surrounding the city
2. Extremely wealthy (everyone drives an BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, etc and lives in a monstrous house)
3. Private schools with huge campuses, old mansions and castles for classrooms, and millions of dollars in endowments (schools arguably better than most colleges)
4. Pastel colors such as hot yellow, pink, green, baby blue, in addition to plaid pants and multicolor belts
5. Polo is the only thing to wear (Abercrombie and American Eagle are trashy and fake by real Baltimore standards)
6. Lacrosse is life and the MIAA is the best in the country with lax games drawing hundreds of people and the MIAA championship drawing 1000s
7. Kids could drink from their first days in high school and we are good at driving drunk
8. House or field parties every weekend
9. Its called Beruit not beer pong
10. Preakness and Hunt Cup
11. Ocean City

Baltimore Prep Schools include:
BOYS SCHOOLS
Calvert Hall College High School
Loyola Blakefield
Boys' Latin School of Maryland
Gilman School
St. Paul's School
Mt. St. Jospeh's

GILRS SCHOOLS
Roland Park Country School (RPCS)
Maryvale
Bryn Mawr
St. Paul's School for Girls
Notre Dame Prep (NDP)
Garrison Forest
Mercy
Mt. De Sales
Oldfields
St. Timothy's

CO-ED
McDonogh
Friends
Park
John Carroll

Baltimore Prep by Christopher005 June 11, 2006