Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.

"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"

by russbag August 5, 2005

Devil's Ballsack

So, its July 4, or whatever. Instead of having a nice, choreographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. This is the Devil's Ballsack.

Running through the forest dodging flaming balls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to yell "Devil's Ballsack! Fuck Yeah!" to similarly running friends.

by ImOnABoat April 7, 2014

Hotter than Satan's ballsack

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.

Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!

by s2vet June 23, 2010

holy ballsack

a phrase that you should use when you are suprised or excited.

holy ballsack i just crapped my pants!!!

by ballsack inc. July 20, 2011

BallSlap

From the term, "to get your ballslap on". The sound thats created by the balls in heavy and vigorous sex with a female from behind doggie.

(Mike) Why are you walking like John Wayne?

(Sean) coz i got my ballslap on last night wid dis dirty gashment!

"Ring me back in 10, i'm getting my ballslap on"

by Stuart Macdonald February 23, 2007

ballsack

The male body part also known as a scrotum. It contains two of the most important body parts that any man in this world would never want to lose. If you get hit in the ballsack you may hear someone say one of any theses three things.
1. Shit my balls
2. oww my balls
3. MY BALLS
NOTE: Never say ballsack when being hit in tha ballsack. It's just not right

Hey babe, wanna c my ballsack

by Mic August 5, 2004

ballsack

A vulnerable appendage dangling from the male anatomy containing the family jewels.

Jimmy is singing soprano because he was beaten about the ballsack.

by JimmyTourettes July 11, 2010