baker act

In Florida, to have someone committed for a mental health assessment against their will.

That kid was just doing some crazy performance art, but they Baker Act-ed him anyway!

by Dowcet June 19, 2007

baker's blowjob

When a female makes a male a cake and then the male

gets a blowjob from said woman while he eats the cake.

Jimmy still had icing on his mouth after he got a baker's blowjob from Suzelle.

by Reed, T. Laxgod128 December 20, 2009

baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.

"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."

by abaddonis January 13, 2007

Baker High School

Dead School. Inactive. Trash. Flop High School.

Why is Baker High School so smelly?

by Random Guy On Google Chrome May 7, 2021

Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

by billybee69 March 23, 2011

Baker Small

When Karma takes a shit on your head.

I was gobbling off like a price when Bam! Baker Small.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 15, 2016

baker mary

Police code for "black male". From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

by 6'7" December 14, 2008