Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017
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The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018
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A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
by moof July 10, 2003
Get the three bagger mug.1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
by JamesEvan October 25, 2011
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Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!
Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!
Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
by Captain1x January 19, 2011
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Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."
by Armegaiddor January 13, 2008
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