baboon ass

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.

Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?

by Joe January 10, 2004

Baboon Tits

A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.

Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

Blue Water Baboon Farm

a toilet bowl with a fresh package of that stuff that turns the water blue.. combined with poop.

someone forgot to flush, now there's a smelly blue water baboon farm in the bathroom.

by Noelisgeh March 30, 2009

baboonga

when you slap someones ass so hard during sex it turns bright red

did you see that baboonga i left on that bitches ass?

by HellaCool July 22, 2006

Baboon

A baboon is a rare type of a retarded student.

Ex: The Albino Rhenzo Esquivel baboon

by WILDCATS A FUC BOI May 11, 2018

baboon ass

When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.

He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...

by Demarates May 14, 2006

babone

Baboon's bone, i.e. a monkey's erection. Also can mean a stuck-up little cock.

Nick: Have you read William's piece on sovereign debt markets?
Chris: It was embarrassingly bad. That guy is such a babone.
Nick: Yeah, he has a pompous writing style but knows nothing.

by mp666 March 16, 2010