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Avon Park FL

Avon Park FL is completely compromised. The Brickell Building scandal has brought a new shining light of corruption and fraud. The Mayor, his first sister and Deputy Mayor are in a world of hurt. Deputy Mayor has been team Mayor, 1st sister and 3rd sister since being elected. Deputy Mayor plays dumb and blames him falling off the wagon recently and drinking excessively for his short comings. Deputy Mayor advocates for 1st and 3rd sister private school and loves to give free tax payer money to their organizations. Deputy Mayor also loves to give tax payer money to the Mayors father, brother in law, cousins, uncles, aunts and their associates by way of vote. 1st sister feels betrayed by Deputy Mayor for firing previous city manager who allowed them to extort the city for years. Deputy Mayor, 1st sister, Mayor and some county officials are going to prison for a long time for defrauding the City out of a 1.3 million value building. This of course is just the tip of the iceberg according to many experts who now accept that they have lost all credibility and are rotten to the core.
Let's head down to Avon Park FL for the 4th of July fireworks. No thanks, 3rd sister might claw the shit out of my childs arm for misbehaving. 1st sister will cover it up, and we will not get any restitution. Then 1st and 3rd sister will get 10k next year of our tax money by way of their brother and deputy Mayor!
by Stuck In 33825 March 23, 2025
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Avon

Ay is that avon?
yo avon just fucked my mom bro!
by bdcripsuckanikkadick August 18, 2025
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Your da sells avon

Your da sells avon
If you saw someone selling avon in the street, it’s probably Jacob Manners’s dad.
Fuck off daft cunt, your da sells avon
by Stinky homeless bum October 16, 2023
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Avon

A black teen with a big dick, and a pink tip.
Have you seen that picture of avon with his dick out? It's darkskinned mahogany brown, and it's huge!
by Dicktator5 April 8, 2023
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yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products
shut it ya mad junkie

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”
by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024
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Avon

A beautiful girl with red hair and a hyena-adjacent laugh which can break the sound barrier.
Dominic: I sure do love my beautiful girlfriend and her laught that sounds like a feral animal. She’s a real Avon!
by MonicManic October 22, 2022
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