Organizing Avoider

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.

Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.

by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022

foid avoid

the stance you make when you try to evade detection from wandering demons of the night

“Had to hit the foid avoid at the club last night… too many latinas and snow bunnies making their hunting rounds last night, it was a necessary safety precaution to avoid any lethal cortisol spikes.”

by youngdolph March 7, 2026