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avril lavinge

The worst, most annoying "singer" on the planet Earth. Thinks she is "punk", but obviously isn't.

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Once said "I'm like Sid Vicious for a new generation!!"

(and somewhere on earth poor Sid spins like a pinwheel in his grave)
Omg! 'm lyke sooo punk rawk!! I listen to Avril Lavinge!! OMG!!!
by Allison April 8, 2004
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Anililagnia

my boyfriend has Anililagnia because he has strange attractions for people like paula abdul.
by Harry Curran May 22, 2008
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Avril Lavigne

The self-proclaimed Sid Vicious for a new generation, quite accurate considering they are both untalented musicians who concentrate more on image and try their best to look "rebelious" "badass" and "punk rock" and was marketed and chosen by the establishment to make money off of kids trying to be "rebelious" "badass" and "punk rock".
Avril Lavigne: "I'm the Sid Vicious for a new generation"
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Anil

(N) The indigo plant or the blue dye obtained from it. It can also be and indigo dye that is made synthetically.
Anil in only ever used in Scrabble by people who have way too big a vocabulary... or a dictionary on hand.

I accidentally spilled the Anil all over; it never did come out of the carpet.
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Available Hole

An Available Hole (noun) will 'put out' indiscriminately. Male or Female, they tend to be morally bereft and devoid of substantive thought.

They will make themselves available to all of his/her friends, all of your friends, your friends' friends, passing strangers, the butcher, the baker, and particularly the candlestick maker and generally anybody who is in need of an 'available hole' for sexual encounters lacking in any sense of lasting satisfaction and ultimately cumulating in notions of being an vapid and debased soul.

An Available Hole will usually be a carrier of various STIs/STDs and will waste no opportunity to smear these across the face of society and infect the general populous with their pestilence. They will frequently use their powers of manipulation to engineer situations whereby they may garner attention, breach trusts, disregard others, break friendships, test relationships, spread disease and corrupt the minds of innocents.

Not really someone to take to 'meet your parents' or to openly admit to engaging in acts of promiscuity with, to either close friends, acquaintances or colleagues.

Also known, amongst various others, as the 'town bike', 'town crotch', 'unpaid whore'
A: Hey man, ya know that Salli? She's a right goer, had her last night..

B: Yeh man, had her last week... That makes us weiner cousins!

C: Salli? Shit, she left me with a bad case of the clap coupla months back. Fuck man, she's been ridden by every Tom, Dick and Harry in town. That makes us all weiner cousins

A: Ik. Think I may have to go get myself checked out didn't realise she was such an Available Hole. Meh.
by Spoontastic January 10, 2010
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Avril Lavigne

Let Go- Fantastic album.
Songs: Losing Grip, Complicated, Sk8r Boi, I'm With You, Mobile, Unwanted, Tomorrow

Under My Skin: Kickass
Songs: Take Me Away, Together, Don't Tell Me, He Wasn't, How Does It Feel, My Happy Ending, Nobody's Home, Forgotten, Who Knows, Fall To Pieces, Freak Out, Slipped Away

The Best Damn Thing: Girly but kickass
Songs: I Can Do Better, Runaway, The Best Damn Thing, When You're Gone, Everything Back But You, Innocence, I Don't Have To Try, One Of Those Girls, Contagious, Keep Holding On

Goodbye Lullaby: SUCK
Songs: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, GIRLY, SUCK, POSER, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Then:
Avril Lavigne was Punk/rock girl who voluntarily put a cockroach on her tongue for $100. She liked rock, and if people thought it improper for a girl to act like a guy, then screw them. She didn't want to be another fake bitch who had a different "boyfriend" every week because it attracted attention to themselves.

Now:
Avril Lavigne is the 27 year old Taylor Swift. She thinks "what the hell, I'm gonna be badass!" and in the process of this badassness every song on her album is soft, sugary pop. She thinks she can go from the legend she was to another bubblegum popstar and expect everyone to be ok with it. She's totally lost her edge.
by Buffy fan April 19, 2011
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Avni

avni is a very kind and loving girl. 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲.. in reality, shes dying on the inside, just doesn’t show it. avni’s are very insecure about themselves. but their very good actors, so they can hide it. everyone looks up to Avni’s as funny people and/or the class clown, who doesnt care what people think about her and acts all tough. But she really wants to be that kind kid, who has many friends, and is happy.
person 1: wow! she is so funny and happy, i wonder how she does it?
person 2: she acts. consider her as an Avni.
by not an avni May 31, 2021
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