asstistic

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

by oolong August 19, 2006

Autistic Girl Autumn

An alternative to No Simp September, where instead of Not Simping, you celebrate cute autistic girls.

Guy 1 "Wow, I love Fiona, she dances so awkwardly"
Guy 2: "What are you doing dude. it's No Simp September."
Guy 1: "No, it's Autistic Girl Autumn."

by Autism is My SuperPower September 9, 2021

Asstastic

Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.

"I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!"

by Heather M. May 6, 2005

asstastic

an ass that's better than an ass

whoa, that ass, is asstastic!

dude what's that mean?

It means that's not a normal ass! ITS BETTER

by kelsxoxogiggles November 14, 2010

autistic austin

Mentally handicapped ford lover. Has a smaller than average penis size, but knows how to work with it. Falls in love with lesbians without even realizing it. Has a thing for his cousin

Damn look at the freak Autistic Austin

by XxB.E.TxX420BL@Z3 April 21, 2017

Autistic

Of a person (or animal) who's neurodiverse or has autism, possibly caused by a mutation on chromosome 15 before development and birth. These people are normal but may have sensory, behavioral, and social differences. Otherwise, autistic individuals are either smart or intellectually impaired, sensory oversensitive or sensory undersensitive, unique, and creative. Neurodiversity is not retardation or taboo but a blessing and a personality trait.

Stupid: "You retarded?"
Me: "No, I'm autistic."
Stupid: "That explains why you're weird and probably stupid."
Me: "Oh, so an animal science nerd is stupid!? Spell 'intelligence'."
Stupid: "..."
Me: "Uh-huh! That's what I thought!"

I'm actually autistic, so if I ever encounter someone this stupid, I will just show them this.

by GigglesTheHyena May 1, 2019

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003