Astro-Chalice

A handheld vaporizer.

Bust out the Astro-Chalice, bro'!

by J-96 August 27, 2012

Astro-Altruism

The belief that humans where created and manipulated by extraterrestrials. Other tenets include, "all is one" philosophy, and a disdain for love of self.

After his visit to the ancient site, he became interested in Astro-Altruism.

by HennyStargate August 24, 2019

Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars

Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that

by Prince of the Lizard people July 29, 2012

astro fail

Astronomical fail. Something going so wrong as to require an extra adjective (astronomical) to accurately describe how terribly awful something went. Can also be used to describe a person who fails at something or just life in general.

"Dude, that part last night was an astro fail."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."

by detourturnsdestiny February 20, 2010

astro turf

Completely underrated. Astro turf should be used to pave driveways and should replace sidewalks, as well as everyones lawn. It should be used for clothes and curtains. Everything should be covered in it.

My astro turf rug is so awesome!

by I Heart Astro Turf January 19, 2006

Houston Astros

What the media did with the Houston Astros is a lot like people being told an athlete should be their role model. The media doesnt need to tell somebody which teams to like and which ones to hate, any more than they need to tell somebody who should be their role model, rather than choose one for themselves.

There's nothing worse than a fan that hates the Houston Astros because everyone hates the Astros, or because the media says they're cheaters, wife beaters, criminals, and degenerates, and not for their own reasons.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Astro Turf

A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.

Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...

by HughJerection March 3, 2015