assmaster

someone who masters the ass.

Don't be an assmaster, KYLE!

by Maria Peters October 2, 2007

Dead Assmar

Completely serious. The same as "dead ass," but used by high school students to reference "Lord of the Flies."

Samneric:"Where's Piggy?"

Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."

Samneric: "Dead assmar?"

by Not Josh A March 22, 2010

assmagnet

Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

by JDogg February 4, 2003

assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.

Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...

by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009

Assinate

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

by Mylogylo August 21, 2008

Assia

a very attractive black girl who has asian like facial features

i want me a piece of that Assia!!

by Juyo Ashka January 22, 2008

Ass Assinator

A fag (homo)who wants to look at another guys ass and probably has thoughts of getting in that ass and destroying it

That fag over there is an ass assinator and he's checking you out.

by I throw craze October 2, 2003