vibe assassin

one who, through social awkwardness or overall douchiness, is able to eradicate the good-time party feeling from a room instantly.

Don't invite that guy. Last time he totally killed my buzz -- he's a vibe assassin.

by Rachel_from_Vegas June 16, 2008

Assassin's Creed

A game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It is set in the Midieval Times during the Crusades. You play as Altair Ibn-la Ahad: a robe-wearing, sword-swinging acrobatist who's part of a brotherhood called the Assassins. The Assassins' enemy are the Templars, and the two groups quarrel constantly. Altair starts off as a Master Assassin, but soon loses all of his ranks after failing a mission. His new goal in the game is to regain that rank by preforming assassinations, doing missions, etc. There are two sequels. The third installment in the series (Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood) comes out Nov. 16, 2010.

Nothing is true; everything is permitted. -Altair Ibn-la Ahad: Assassin's Creed

by themonkeyonyourback November 3, 2010

Popular Assasins

A well known Counterstrike Source team that used private cheats to their advantage during league matches. Unfortunately, only two out of the eight members were convicted of cheating. They no longer compete in any league and its members have since gone in separate directions.

Anon1: Damn, those kids are more blatant than Popular Assassins.

Anon2: Nah dude, Popular Assasins are the most blatant ever.

by Sebastian9 February 8, 2009

Rawdog Assassin

A ruthless invader of all territory moist and warm on a woman's body, sans latex, sheepskin, saran wrap or any of that other jive designing to interrupt the union of ones porksword from the succulent flesh of a woman's vagina or culito.

Mike-"Hey Chet, where you been the last week man?"
Chet-"Don't trip chocolate chip, I was up in the LBC straight runnin through the sheets"
Mike-"Word?"
Chet-"You know how I get down Charlie Brown, rawdog assassin all day on them sexy mamasitas"

by Ryhmin'n'steezin April 11, 2010

ASSassin

a person who has the reflexes of a cat, balls of steel and a head full of nothing, walks up to or next to a girl(preferably in a public or crowded area) and so fast and quietly slaps the girls ass when she turns to slap or spot the man...he has already vanished into the crowd using ancient blending techniques honed over countless days of playing only assassins creed!

assassin:hey dude wana learn how to assassinate a girls ass? i will teach you the ancient ways of the.......

dude:nope!

assassin: but whyyy?

dude: because i have a girl friend and dont slap random girl asses and masturbate to video game chicks... bye!

assassin:.............douche!

by Dr maeder November 20, 2010

joke assassin

When a person takes a joke to far.

One who beats a joke to death.

Kyle you killed the joke, your such a joke assassin

by D-Rock April 6, 2004

Assassin's Creed III

An upcoming game to be released on Oct. 30, 2012. It is the third chapter in the Assassin's Creed series. ( Brotherhood and Revelations were continuations of Assassin's Creed II). The main character is Connor/Ratohnhaké:ton (pronounced Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon). It will take place during the American Revolution during the mid 1700's. The character will meet major historical figures such as George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Charles Lee. The main weapon that Connor will use is a tomahawk with a blade in the shape of the Assassin's Symbol. The map, called 'The Frontier', is rumored to be 20% larger then previous games. Players can also hunt animals for money.

Guy 1: Dude, Assassin's Creed is the best game ever!
Guy 2: Wow you know that AC came out in 2007, and their already making the fifth game, called Assassin's Creed III. Its supposed to come out this fall.
Guy 1: Oh

by PAYTOCMJ August 9, 2012