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ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb
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Ass Monkey

A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass
Your an ass monkey
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ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
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Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas
MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!
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Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.
Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?
by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024
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ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
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ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
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