Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)
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1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.
2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.
1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.
2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.
1. He assortaint that yer a dick.
2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.
2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.
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This is a life event which is beyond your wildest dreams. The even will change your life forever and you will never be the same or see life in the way you had before this happened to you.
I got the astroriffic job of my dreams and they called me in for the interview just as I was picking up the phone to call them. Can you believe it?
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Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.
Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.
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Get the Assorted Nuts mug.Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!
Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
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Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!
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In some cases, one blessed with Bad Assoriosis may not pass it on to their child, thus resulting in said child being a total pussy fart or in some cases this might be reffered to as a queef.
In some cases, one blessed with Bad Assoriosis may not pass it on to their child, thus resulting in said child being a total pussy fart or in some cases this might be reffered to as a queef.
I met this man last night and he punched me in the face and fucked my mom, He got her number and said he would call but he never did, He must have had Bad Assoriosis.
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3. Wannabe waves
4. Hasn’t sung good since 6th grade
5. Says the n word a lot
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