asphyxi-wank

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.

Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.

by mongger April 8, 2006

aephi

Most kick ass, real sorority at Rowan. Usually undefeated in all intramural sports. Can drink anyone under the table. Crazy parties.... infamous radiator dancing.

'Man there's nothing to do tonight...'
'You wouldn't say that if you knew any AEPhi's, there's always a party there'

by Amanda February 23, 2005

Asehole

A mysterious, virile guy who harbors some unusual fantasies. A lone wolf type who mates only with mysterious, beautiful girls. Not to be confused with an Asshole; the two are completely different.

Jen's boyfriend is a romantic Asehole.

by Vanilla Cat November 2, 2013

gerio-erotic asphyxiation

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.

More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

by chichioneputt April 7, 2011

Asphalt Alligator

(N). slang--a police car, often a traffic cop, lying low in the grass median or hidden behind a building to trap speeders.

On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.

by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004

auto-erotic asphixiation

The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm.

the dumbass inxs singer "Michael Hutchence" died by hanging himself in the shower performing auto-erotic asphixiation with a belt.

by blue falcon 666 February 11, 2009

Asehole

The coolest guy You can find, usually by the bar or around back smokin a fatty. He's usually smokes weed. He makes his name known to the whole world in the most mysterious ways, Could even be though the internet....

I come here every night and this Asehole always got all the bitches and he's so damn cool... I hate my life..I wish i was him.

by Asehole October 14, 2009