Arseholetent

When the hole is big enough to fit your immediate family along with your 50 cousins.

"Damn! Her arseholetent looks like it can fit her whole fam"

by B n T November 16, 2016

buggering arseholes

Expletive to be used when a simple "Shit!" just won't cut the mustard.

Oh buggering arseholes, I've sent the porn subscription to Aunt Mabel and the get well soon card to Paul Raymond Publishing.

by mockschmock December 14, 2006

arseholery

The extent to which one is an arsehole. A quantity of arsehole-ness, i.e. having or being of greater arseholery simply means that the subject is more of an arsehole.

"Alternatively, you can get yourself a wedding planner, which is the wedding equivelant of debt consolidation. Rather than dealing with various different arseholes of varying levels of arseholery, you can get yourself one 18-carat, stone cold wanker." - Ed Byrne

by Silent Dave October 21, 2010

Arseholian

A person who usually without any effort is naturally gifted in excelling at the disruption of almost every situation they are involved in directly or indirectly. Arseholians also are naturally obnoxious , arrogant and non compliant to any reasonable solutions that may help them or their situation and thrive on creating problems so they have something to whinge about.

I told him not to put that on Facebook . Now he's been arrested and lost his job at the morgue. He's such an arseholian

by Drydentested3 September 4, 2013

Miscellaneous Arseholerly.

Random acts of Nonsense committed by arseholes

Me: "Look at those idiots"
Mate: "I know, what Miscellaneous Arseholerly."

by jumbodunk October 10, 2011

ugly as a hat full of arseholes

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

by nwaa April 23, 2006

Lips and Arseholes

The bits of animals that they couldn't sell as real meat, which subsequently end up in other products which claim to contain meat (although no one can actually tell you what kind of meat they're supposed to be), e.g. doner kebabs, hot dogs, McNuggets, etc.

Dude 1 - "I don't believe you're eating that Doner. You know what those things are made of?"

Dude 2 - "Nope."

Dude 1 - "Lips and arseholes!"

by happynoj March 5, 2010