A politician who stages rescue and relief operations while sipping coffee at a 5 Star hotel with media in tow.
What that pea-brained politician is doing for the typhoon victims is all press release! He is the typical armchair rescuer
by Bulalakaw November 12, 2013
A sex position involving a man or woman on hands and knees while a man sits on top of their shoulder blades, a third man blows the man on top while fucking the man or women on the bottom in the ass or vagina.
by Carlos Danger 5 April 22, 2017
Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.
Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
by FF29 September 12, 2020
Some one who claims to be a mad football fanatic and follows a team but never goes to watch them play they watch them from the comfort of their armchair, they mostly follow teams like Manchester United Chelsea Arsenal or Liverpool
Armchair fan:Yeahhhhhhh Liverpool won 5-2 against Fulham yeah go the reds
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
by Harry69 May 12, 2011
The type of asshat who sits there and says "Oh yeah, I would have done this. Or done it that way. This person has never been in any situation at all so therefore they have no authority to comment on anything.
Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.
by pantyteamaster October 20, 2010
Politician comfortably seated within a position of power that makes decisions and policy for everyone to follow but themselves.
Congress is nothing but a bunch of armchair activists railing at one another and causing hell for the common people.
by Sythrael September 24, 2011
When your in real life in a REAL situation playing a game usually airsoft or paintball and the 13 year old behind you attempts to use his "experience" which extends no far than Call of Duty 4 to lead the way like hes hot shit or something, literally the guy that could be with 12 Airborne Rangers and would say "guys Ive done this before" and try's to lead the way. Usually results in him being wrecked terribly in which case he blames it all on his team.
armchair commander example:
armchair commander: guys I got this down don't you worry about me
*12 other ex-military guys with 15+ years of experience*: But that would get us all killed....
armchair commander: no listen to me I'm going to go up follow my lead
mil guys: ok we will be right behind you *quiet* ditch this armchair commander, hes so chairborne I can hear the game control squeak.
armchair commander: guys I got this down don't you worry about me
*12 other ex-military guys with 15+ years of experience*: But that would get us all killed....
armchair commander: no listen to me I'm going to go up follow my lead
mil guys: ok we will be right behind you *quiet* ditch this armchair commander, hes so chairborne I can hear the game control squeak.
by rower200 May 24, 2009