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hiking the Appalachian Trail

To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).

To cheat on your wife.
"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."
by Palmetto Ghetto June 24, 2009
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hiking the Appalachian trail

"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
by hayes6 June 24, 2009
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Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow

when a girl is on top of a guy engaging in sex, on a preferably slick surface, while thrusting she forces the bodies to move backwards down the surface.
DUDE! Last night my girlfriend scooted me across the basketball court Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow style.
by Thomas and Hannah February 7, 2008
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hike the Appalachian trail

What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.
"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"

"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"
by SonOfALink June 24, 2009
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appalachian ambush

when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and before he cums he pulls out his dick from her pussy and drops spit on her ass crack at the same time to make her think he is done then when she turns around to finish him off he blasts her in the face with his jizz
by papajapeto September 11, 2010
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appalachian throw pillow

The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.
My boss is such a dick, i'm giving him an appalachian throw pillow for christmas!!
by welderdoug February 28, 2010
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Appalachian State

1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.
1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.

2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.
by Stafferty October 3, 2011
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