[appalachian masturbation]

the act of self pleasuring in order to keep appendages such a finger or penis warm. it also raises the overall body's core temperature.

I was freezing to death, so i had to perform some appalachian masturbation to save my life.

by Barefoot Beehotch January 24, 2009

Appalling Cunt

A person who is not up to the standard of humor and or acceptable behaviour. Usually has mental problems and dillusions. Most often has a plastic Nationality

The Grome and Collyk are Awesome, Pedrocole is an Appalling Cunt :nod:

by collyk January 20, 2009

Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.

Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!

by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013

Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant

Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt

by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014

Walkin The Appalachians

Verb. Meaning to be off doing something you should not be doing or would not want plastered all over CNN ruining your political career, ending you marriage and making you a spotlight figure on the Colbert Report. As in Governor Sanford's walk in the woods.

Where was Steve - he was supposed to be in our morning meeting? Dude, I believe he was "Walkin The Appalachians"

by Sqrlzrus June 27, 2009

Cegep Beauce-Appalaches

in this college, you’re almost sentenced from being alone for your entire life. straight guys screaming in the halls, hoping to find love in this dumb head school’s community. cxxondxxoms on the floor, nobody even wants to make social contacts to anyone (understandable)

‘’i go to Cegep Beauce-Appalaches.’’
‘’do you need someone to talk to...?’’

by unbeauceron69 March 12, 2022

applau

One person clapping when there can be many

His lone applau showed mocking support.

by Serista January 6, 2023