Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

by Rytherix July 30, 2006

National Apache Attack Helicopter Day

June 21 was of every year will be declared National Apache Attack Helicopter Day in celebration of the brave people who identity as Apache Attack Helicopters as well as the beautiful work of engineering such helicopters are.

Friend 1: “Hey Kyle, what’s the date?”
Kyle: “It’s National Apache Attack Helicopter Day”
Friend 1: “Cool, so the 21st, thanks bro!”

by Zisthin March 8, 2021

The oppressed apache

The Oppressed Apache: The act in which ones bunghole is pounded so hard that it cries a single tear for its people after the senseless beatings and hostilities have ceased.

Sorry babe I gave you the oppressed apache last night. I just really was into it ballsdeep Alabama hot pocket Cleveland steamer

by The Oppressed Apache June 12, 2015

Flaming apache

In order to execute a text book flaming apache, first you need to light the girls pubic hair on fire right before you are about to bust, then you bust your load all over the fire in order to put out. (try at own risk)

When that bitches pubes went up in flames i almost thought of just letting them burn, but i decided the flaming apache was the way to go.

by A.K January 10, 2005

the apache

You are about to go down on a chick who is on the rag. Before you dive in you dip your finger in her snatch use ger blood to draw war paint on your face and then you raise one hand in the air and use your other to make a native war call.

Veronica made me go down on her while she was on the rag. So to get psyched I gave her the apache. She was so turned on.

by Jerbear83 June 11, 2006

Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter

A person who identifies as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter uses the pronouns Quo/Quaoi and generally has purple or green hair

Person 1: "What is that girl doing?"
Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi

by Slang_Expert_2022 January 11, 2022

The Apache spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey little dude you should get out of here we’re about to do The Apache spulunki“

by Thug shaker god April 14, 2023