The Apache spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey little dude you should get out of here we’re about to do The Apache spulunki“

by Thug shaker god April 14, 2023

Apache Crazy

Going absolutely buckwild with no regard for anyone or anything's safety or wellbeing.

I spent an hour making that display look nice just for some customers to go Apache Crazy on it and ruin the whole thing.

by MisterSuperstar July 18, 2025

Apache acne

People that identify as "Apache helicopters" can have acne too.

"I have Apache acne"

by oofdoublea June 23, 2018

Apache

The shit

Stranger #1 : “Who’s apache?? “
Stranger #2 : “Do you live under a rock? Apache is the shit!”

by Diditfortherez November 24, 2021

Apache war-cry

When a girl is giving a blow job while twisting/touching a guys nipples which leads to a yell/moan that sounds like an Apache war-cry

Hey Steve is that blood on your shirt?

Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!

by Elephants30 September 8, 2024

Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.

Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

by bachoochoo June 26, 2024

Apache Blowdryer

When a girl with long hair to her butt farts, making the hair blow in the warm fart air.

I was looking at that girls but and saw the hair near her butthole blow back. I knew right away it was an Apache Blowdryer

by Sharshall December 9, 2024